Wrapped in misdemeanor, inside an enemy? No.
Rapped in Miracle Whip, inside an enema? No.
Never mind.
The point here is that predictions are pretty much worth less than the pixels they are represented by, unless you happen to be dropping bets in Vegas. Since I am not in Vegas, I’m going to stick with the usual irrelevant predictions that most of you will forget by tomorrow. Why go to the trouble? Because I want to look back at this post in November and crow about how I absolutely nailed my predictions. In reality, I’ll probably just try to forget that the whole sordid predictions thing ever even happened, but that’s neither here nor there at the moment. On to the predictions.
NL West – Arizona Diamondbacks
NL Central – St Louis Cardinals
NL East – Philadelpha Phillies
WC1 – Giants
WC2 – Braves
Dumb Wild Card Championship Game Playoff Thingy – Giants over Braves
NLDS1 – Phillies over Giants
NLDS2 – Diamondbacks over Cardinals
NLCS – Phillies over Diamondbacks
AL West – Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
AL Central – Detroit Tigers
AL East – New York Yankees
WC1 – Rangers
WC2 – Tampa Bay Rays
Dumb Wild Card Championship Game Playoff Thingy – Rangers over Rays
ALDS1 – Rangers over Tigers
ALDS2 – Yankees over Angels
ALCS – Rangers over Yankees
World Series – Rangers over Phillies
AL MVP – Robinson Cano
NL MVP – Matt Kemp
AL ROY – Matt Moore
NL ROY – Devin Mesocaro
AL Cy Young – Justin Verlander
NL Cy Young – Roy Halladay
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