Well, it’s unofficially official now. The long national nightmare is finally over. Roy Oswalt has finally decided that playing baseball right now does not sound nearly as much fun as staying at home and playing with his Tonka trucks in his own sandbox. Instead of joining one of the potential contenders that came calling, Oswalt will instead wait until later in the season to pick a team. That’s too bad, because the marketing campaign effort between Oswalt and the makers of Ol’ Roy dog food has to be put on hold for a while. So, it could be several months until Roy starts shilling for “Meaty Chunks & Gravy” flavor. Well played, Mr. Favrewalt. Now go make me a sammich.
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