To commemorate the 2011 season and be able to produce your own lasting memories of this season’s Cardinals team, you can now order your own Cardinals ProToast!
No, this is not a joke. You can really order this product. I have not been paid or otherwise motivated to post this, just found it with a quick search.
Yes, I’m laying the sarcasm on pretty thick. The Cardinals are toast (well, and have been for a while now).