Not The News – Vol II

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BERKMAN HOMERS IN FIRST SPRING TRAINING GAME – NEARLY STRIKES BALLOON!

Step right up and win a prize!

The most amazing part about this highlight shot is the big fat baseball landing just on the other side of the left-centerfield wall.  Awesome camera work!  Oh wait.  There wasn’t any coverage of the game at all, because apparently nobody thought the members of Cardinal Nation would be interested in baseball after all this time.  Yeah, that’s a pretty good business decision…..[/sarcasm] 

#1 MOST POPULAR ITEM AT THE STL BLUES TEAM STORE THIS WEEK!

Oh Boyes!

No, I’m not going all “2 line pass” on you guys, but I am sympathizing with the hockey fans out there.  It seems like the Blues are waving the white flag, and they are doing so in style.  Salary dump?  Check.  Trading off assets for draft picks?  Check.  Aiming for the lottery?  *groan* 

BERKMAN MODELS NEW LINE OF WARMUP APPAREL

You ain't never caught a rabbit, and....neither have I....

Really, it had to be done sooner or later.  He may no longer be “Fat Elvis”, but Lance Berkman does wear the jumpsuit well.  Maybe that big smile is on his face, because he knows he’s got his swagger back and can get those hips moving again.

DESCALSO DETERMINED TO BE DEFENSIVE “STOPPER”!

How heavy is that glove?  Does it even fit in his locker?  Inquiring minds want to know.  Regardless, it’s great to see Daniel Descalso so determined to improve his defense, but I’m not sure he’ll be able to actually catch anything with that giant paw.

 
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Cardinals fan since I could hold a fishing pole steady. Accidental blogger. Opinionated. I could care less about what you think of me. Constantly confounded, bemused, and confuzzled (ie I'm a pc and a mac). I'm an IT infrastructure analyst with a penchant for breaking tech toys. I ate a sabermetric primer for breakfast. I love playing "All-powerful GM of MLB". The 2010 Cardinals represented a good, practical definition "cognitive dissonance". The 2011 version got by on duct tape and a prayer, and I'm fine with that. They just need new tape for #12 in 12.
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